Top 3 Funny Christmas Jokes
Ho Ho Ho! Ha Ha Ha! Just keep rolling on the floor this Chritmas time with funny Christmas jokes ‘Tis the Season to cheer and be merry after all.
I have three funny Christmas jokes to share with friends who wants to laugh out loud at this time of year:
Funny Christmas Jokes #1
It honors Rudolph, inarguably Santa’s most popular reindeer.
A Russian couple were strolling down the street in Moscow, when the husband felt a drop hit his nose. ‘I think it’s starting to rain,’ he said to his wife.
‘I don’t think so, it felt more like snow to me,’ she replied.
‘No, I’m sure it was just rain,’ he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor Communist party official walking towards them. ‘Let’s not fight about it,’ the man said, ‘Let’s ask Comrade Rudolph whether it’s officially raining or snowing.’
As the official approached, the husband stopped him and asked, ‘Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?’
‘It’s raining, of course,’ he answered and walked on.
But the woman insisted: ‘I know that felt like snow!’ To which the man replied:’Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!’
Ha Ha! That joke is awesome, isn’t it?
Funny Christmas Jokes #2
It talks about what a boy wants for Christmas.
Darren accompanies his father out shopping in the toy department of Hamleys on Christmas Eve. Dad said, ‘What a marvellous train set. I’ll buy it.’ The salesgirl look pleased. ‘Great, I’m sure your son will really love it. ”Maybe you’re right,’ Dad replied with a glint of gladness in his eye, ‘In that case, I’ll take two!’
Hah! It’s the most weird funny Christmas joke I ever heard… Can Dad get a little more selfish than that?
Funny Christmas Jokes #3
Now let’s talk about what a girl wants for Christmas.The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when Emily, a young lady aged twentysomething walked up and sat on his lap. Now we all know that Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him. So he asked her, ‘What do you want for Christmas?’ ‘Something for my mother, please,’ replied Emily sweetly. ‘Something for your mother? Well, that’s very thoughtful of you,’ smiled Santa. ‘What would you like me to bring her?’ Without turning a hair, Emily answered quickly: ‘A son-in-law.’
That’s all for now, have fun this season. Poke your funny Christmas jokes!