10 Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
Funny Christmas jokes for kids will keep the little ones busy while waiting for Santa Claus.
Ten funny Christmas jokes for kids to crack while the food is cooking:
Christmas Jokes for Kids 1
It’s a terrible thing.Question: What do you get if Santa comes down your chimney when the fire is alight? Answer: Crisp Kringle.
Christmas Jokes for Kids 2
It’s crafty and clever.
Marge lost her handbag in the hustle and bustle of Xmas shopping. A small boy found and returned it to her. Looking at her purse, Marge reasoned, ‘Hmm, that’s strange. When I lost my bag, there was a twenty-dollar bill in it. Now, ther are four fives!’ ’That’s right, Miss,’ the boy quickly replied with a charming smile. ‘The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.‘
Christmas Jokes for Kids 3
Child: Mommy, can I please have a cat for Christmas? Mother: No. You’ll have turkey like we’re all having.
Christmas Jokes for Kids 4
It roars!Question: What do lions sing at Christmas? Answer: Jungle bells.
Christmas Jokes for Kids 5
It rocks!Mindy, aged 8. ‘I only know on angel. He’s called Herald. Mommy sings to me the Christmas Carol: Hark! The Herald angel sings…’
Christmas Jokes for Kids 6
It rolls!Question: What happened when the snowman annoyed the snow-woman? Answer: She gave him the cold shoulder.
Christmas Jokes for Kids 7
It takes a shot at Heaven…
On the Sunday before Christmas, Reverend Billy Graham was walking down the street on his way to see a parishioner. However, he wanted to post a parcel urgently so he asked a yound boy where he could find the Post Office. When the boy had directed him, the cleric thanked him and siad, ‘If you’ll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling every one how to get to Heaven.’ ‘I think I’ll give your sermon a miss,’ the boy replied. ‘If you don’t even know your way to the Post Office, how will you loead me to Heaven?
Christmas Jokes for Kids 8
It bites =)Question: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Answer: Frostbite.
Christmas Jokes for Kids 9
It likes it hot.Question: What type of Christmas candle burns longer? Answer: None. They all burn shorter!
Christmas Jokes for Kids 10
This one likes it cold.
A young boy was asked to say grace for the Christmas dinner. So he gave thanks for the Christmas pudding, the turkey, the stuffing, even the cranberry sauce. Then he paused, and every one waited a long, long time. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, ‘If I thank God for the Brussels sprouts, won’t He know that I’m lying?”
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